Noodle was a curious cat. Too curious. If a door was closed, Noodle needed to know what was behind it.
If a drawer opened, Noodle had to climb inside.
If a bag rustled… Noodle appeared from another dimension.
One day, Noodle discovered the bathroom.
He stared at the toilet.
“A mysterious water chair,” he whispered.
He stared at the bathtub.
“A giant human bowl.”
Then he noticed the sink dripping.
Drip… drip… drip…
His eyes went wide.
“A WATER MONSTER!”
Noodle leapt onto the counter and attacked the dripping faucet with both paws.
Splash!
Water went everywhere.
Noodle got excited.
He slapped it again.
Splash! Splash!
Soon the whole counter was soaked, and Noodle looked like a tiny wet mop with legs.
But then—
His paw slipped.
WHOOSH!
Straight into the sink.
Noodle spun in circles, sliding around like a slippery noodle in a bowl.
He tried to jump out—
Missed—
And launched directly into the shower curtain.
The curtain wrapped around him like a burrito.
He flopped onto the floor, tangled and offended.
At that exact moment, his owner walked in.
They stared at the soaking wet cat burrito on the floor.
Noodle slowly poked his head out of the curtain and meowed:
“This was intentional.”
His owner laughed so hard they sat down on the floor.
Noodle puffed up, shook water everywhere, and marched away proudly—
Only to run face-first into the wall because he still had shampoo bubbles in his eyes.
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